Silva is a total daddy, 43 years old, built like a brick wall, with this overwhelming masculine energy. I spotted him on the street and handed him my QR code, half-expecting nothing. Two hours later? He texted me.

Before I dove into his work-worn soles, he told me his story: spent all day running his electrical company, but before that? Ex-con. His life did a full 180 in just a few years.

I made sure to lick between every toe, claimed those feet as mine. His stone-faced expression while I worshipped him? Perfect. No smiles, just a gruff "Yeah, I’m into it."